Paula Abdul
The Audio of Paula's Breakdown
SHOCKER! Paula Abdul didn't trip over her dog </sarcasm>
The Superficial has an article up about Ms. Rehabdul that claims the AI judge did not trip over her dog when she broke her nose, "she actually cut it when she threw a glass against the wall and it shattered." Scandalous! She also had a meltdown during a conference call, sobbing about how people treat her so poorly. Uhhh... let's ask Amy Winehouse where Paula needs to go to get help for that.
Paula Abdul Was So Messed Up This Week...
That she broke her nose! Her excuse for being drunk this week? Apparently she "tripped while trying to miss her chihuahua." This means she'll have a broken nose for this week's shows. It also likely means that she'll be so hopped up on pain killers (even moreso than usual) that she'll be incredibly entertaining to the extreme, slurring and making no sense! Yay, Paula.
A Couple More Abduls
Paula Abdul Calls VFTW "Horrible"
Here's drunken Paula on David Letterman, and at about 6 minutes in, he asks her if she has heard of VFTW. He doesn't mention the name, but then she does, and she slurs "It'sssshorriblllllllle." We love you too, Paula. <3
VFTW Presents: Brenna's Revenge
Brenna Gethers, our favorite Idol alum, worked together with VFTW to create this hilarious video titled "Brenna's Revenge". Watch as Brenna takes on Randy, drunken Paula, and Simon in a 3 on 1 wrestling match. Does Brenna have what it takes to beat up the loathsome threesome? Well, watch and find out, and share it with your friends!
Paula Abdul Has Never Had a Drink in Her Life
In case you haven't seen the infamous Paula Abdul drunken video, check this out. Paula's excuse was that she was answering the wrong question into the wrong camera because she was confused. Looks like she's answering the right questions to me, just after one too many spirits. If this is a sign of things to come, Idol 6 will be AWESOME.
Votefortheworst.com Presents: The Truth About American Idol Auditions
The typical compliment to a great singer in this day and age is, "You should go on American Idol!" We all have friends that can sing circles around Katharine McPhee and Chris Daughtry, and many of them may have tried out to be on the most popular show in the country. Most of these great singers don't make it anywhere near Simon, Paula, and Randy.
Here is Paula's breakdown on YouTube, courtesy of PerezHilton.com. She sounds uh... nevermind, the jokes write themselves.