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Vote for Sanjaya 1-866-IDOLS-07
Posted by thefunnystone on April 3rd, 2007 at 5:41 PM
Yes, Sanjaya rocked it in a white suit with slicked back hair. Call 1-866-IDOLS-07 or text VOTE to 5707. Simon couldn't even talk and just called it, "Incredible" to try a new tactic and get rid of Sanjaya. Don't let his new tactic work, Sanjaya's gonna need a LOT of help this week so vote as much as possible for the entire 2 hours. Let's help him get to Latin music week next week for a rousing performance of "Shake Your Bon Bon." You know you want to.
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Simon Cowell Will Quit American Idol if Sanjaya Wins
Posted by thefunnystone on March 10th, 2007 at 10:37 AM
According to The Post Chronicle, Simon Cowell is definitely not enjoying the rein of terror that Sanjaya Malakar is bringing to American Idol. Simon had this to say: "He's not going to win. I won't be back if he does!" The whiny Brit has never been so upset about a contestant making the top 12, and he's never threatened to quit before, so it looks like it's up to VFTW to help power vote for Sanjaya for a while. Simon will already have to endure Sanjaya on the Idol CD and Sanjaya in the finale (even if he doesn't win, he'll come back to sing with the others), let's make him also endure Sanjaya on the Idol tour and Sanjaya as the reason he lost his lucrative job. Yay! VFTW Presents: Brenna's Revenge
Posted by thefunnystone on February 12th, 2007 at 5:41 AM
Brenna Gethers, our favorite Idol alum, worked together with VFTW to create this hilarious video titled "Brenna's Revenge". Watch as Brenna takes on Randy, drunken Paula, and Simon in a 3 on 1 wrestling match. Does Brenna have what it takes to beat up the loathsome threesome? Well, watch and find out, and share it with your friends!
Votefortheworst.com Presents: The Truth About American Idol Auditions
Posted by thefunnystone on January 12th, 2007 at 12:00 AM
The typical compliment to a great singer in this day and age is, "You should go on American Idol!" We all have friends that can sing circles around Katharine McPhee and Chris Daughtry, and many of them may have tried out to be on the most popular show in the country. Most of these great singers don't make it anywhere near Simon, Paula, and Randy.