Spoilers
Ashley Ferl (Crying Girl) is at Los Angeles Idol Auditions
Oh HELL No Part 2... Michael Castro Advances to the Next Round
Beasty Cash-Ho's money hungry family is back, and like cockroaches, they just don't die. Michael Castro tried out at the Dallas American Idol 9 auditions and he made it to the next round. Hopefully this is just so the producers can fuck with him and not let him through to Hollywood.
Jamar Rogers AND Michael Castro advancing? Idol may be trying to kill off their own show this year through douchebaggery. Could be interesting.
Eliza Siep - Plant Alert!
We've received many e-mails about a woman who tried out for Idol at the Chicago auditions and is apparently very planty. Her name is Eliza Siep. Eliza was seen talking with Idol producers before auditioning and she was in the VIP section. Eliza was also filmed singing in close-up shots multiple times during the day. So it looks like the producers want her to go somewhere if they're spending so much time on her already. A little research on Eliza tells us that she goes by Eliza Cuts online and apparently was in a relationship with My Chemical Romance lead singer Gerard Way. The My Chemical Romance fans seem to like to attack her as well. Kind of funny. She apparently thinks she's a female Adam Lambert. We all know what a huge disappointment Adam turned out to be, so let's get this plant out of here before the season starts too, okay?
Song Spoilers for the Top 2
Via JoesPlace
Adam: Adam : Change is Gonna Come/Mad World/No Boundaries
Kris: Whats goin’ On/Marvin Gae/Aint No Sunshine/ No Boundaries
"No Boundries" is the crap winner's single written by Kara DioGuardi. It should be adequately horrible.
Show Spoilers For Top 3 from MJ's
MJ's Big Blog's Twitter feed had this to say about tonight's show.
Danny Gokey - “Dance Little Sister” by Terrance Trent D’Arby -Paula’s Judges Pick - He got a sax solo. “pretty good”
Kris Allen - “Apologize” by OneRepublic - Randy and Kara’s Judges Pick - Kris forgot some words. He’s starting over… “Kris was VERY good.”
Adam Lambert - “One” by U2 - Simon’s Judges Pick “omg…piano onstage…gorgeous…amazing."Danny Gokey - “You Are So Beautiful” by Joe Cocker - He changed clothes. He’s got a string quartet. “Breathy, strained and awkward.”
Kris Allen - “Heartless” by Kanye West - “He appeared magically on the side of the stage. Kris' Heartless was "just him and acoustic guitar. Very mraz. Very very good. Definitely could create a moment."”
Adam Lambert - “Cryin'” by Aerosmith - Adam is looking "bombalicious, big boots, rocking rhinestone t-shirt, leather jacket. Adam rocked like a lot...both his arrangements seemed sort of clipped? He made cryin his filthy bitch”
Danny sounds breathy, strained, and awkward? Yay! Kris Allen picks a song famous for autotune and having no melody at all? Wow, this show might be better tonight than we thought!
For Those of You Who Don't Get the Danny-Taylor Comparison
Danny Gokey's personally selected song for tonight is "You Are so Beautiful." Taylor Hicks sang the exact same thing during the Top 3 week 3 years ago. Danny Gokey is clearly the next Taylor Hicks minus Taylor's likability, personality, sense of humor, and ability to not pimp dead people to win a show. Let's help him win!
Updated - Song Spoilers for the Top 3 (Judges Pick)
Via MJ's Big Blog.
Danny Gokey - "Dance Little Sister" by Terence Trent D'Arby (VFTW Victory!)
Kris Allen - "Apologize" by Timbaland and One Republic
Adam Lambert - "One" by U2.
Apocalypse Idol
Tonight's Idol dress rehearsal was canceled. MJ's Big Blog's Twitter account has lots of juicy details about what happened. Apparently Debbie the stage manager fell off a 20 foot staircase and was taken to the hospital in a stretcher. Then one of the huge glass towers exploded and glass went everywhere, making a giant death trap for anyone who ventured on stage. Awesome! People were freaking out.
There are only 2 explanations for this. 1) Danny Gokey found out he was the new VFTW pick and tried to kill off the entire staff or 2) American Idol is finally getting the karma it deserves for all of the evil shit they pull year after year. Either way, hopefully another glass tower explodes during a performance tonight after someone dumps pig's blood on Gokey. Beware the Idols!
Yeah! Ashley Ferl, better known as Sanjaya's crying girl during season 6 of American Idol, is now 16 years old and is trying out for American Idol today in Los Angeles. Hopefully she does well, we would totally support her. Cry for us, Ashley!
UPDATE: We've heard from multiple places... Ashley didn't make it. What the fuck? They didn't even let her through to the judges at least? Lame.