Tatiana Del Toro

Via MJ's Big Blog. Allison is just as strange as ever, Kris is boring but pretty, and Adam lets out his inner Normund fantard. Adam also says the only person the cast hates is Tatiana and he's scared she'll come back for Wildcard. Do it, Idol. Do it. You know you want to.


New York Magazine Calls for Idol to Bring Back Tatiana!

Posted by thefunnystone on February 19th, 2009 at 3:21 PM

Even the haters are coming around. New York Magazine published an opinion piece, recognizing that the 3 people who made it into the top 12 from group 1 are boring losers who can't hold a candle to Tati. " we're wondering if we haven't just lost the greatest-ever Idol contestant to root against," says Lane Brown. See? It works for everyone. Tatiana is someone for VFTW to root for. Tatiana is someone for haters to hate. But make no mistake, Tatiana makes people turn on their TV's to see what she'll do next. So Idol, listen up, and give our girl a wildcard spot in the top 12. Otherwise, you're sinking your own ship.


Ryan Seacrest Mocks Tatiana

Posted by thefunnystone on February 19th, 2009 at 12:37 PM

Ryan Seacrest and his tranny cohost mock Tatiana Del Toro for actually caring about making it into the top 12 and being nervous. Lame. Tatiana is clearly stable and clearly more interesting than either of you. Maybe she should get Ryan's radio show, as it would be 1000 times more entertaining that way.


Tatiana ROBBED! Denied A Spot in the Top 12

Posted by thefunnystone on February 18th, 2009 at 5:37 PM

What a shame! Thoe bastards made our girl cry! We tried our best to keep the entertainment in the competition, but America wasn't having it. Tatiana has been cut free since she wasn't one of the top 3 vote getters. We're hoping she can come back for the Wildcard and make us all proud. We still love you, girl. Though the people that got through were pretty awful. Alexis? Pure awful fodder. Michael? Terrible with spooky faces. Gokey? The worst kind of media whore. So we do have some good VFTW potential in the top 12. We can hope for better next week though. Come on Normund, don't let us down so we can pick you.

Tatiana, girl, you need to go shop around your own TV show. You cannot be denied!


Vote for Tatiana! 1-866-436-5711

Posted by thefunnystone on February 17th, 2009 at 6:26 PM

Tatiana needs your votes! Dial 1-866-436-5711 or text 'VOTE' to 5711. She smartly played it down this week to get people to vote for her, and once she's in the top 12, she'll have more freedom to be fabulous. Brilliant move on her part. The judges all can't stand her, because they still couldn't say much of anything nice after she sang decently. And if that's how they treat her when she plays it down, we all know how they'll act when she tanks. And the fact that she still tells America, "Please vote for me, this is my dream, and it's up to you to keep it alive" is awesome. Simon nailed it that she's desperate to be famous, and we have to oblige and give this to her.

Stevie was the worst vocalist, Jackie was the weirdest, but Tatiana has the rare VFTW combination to really bring the goods if she gets through. Her video packages will be better than anything we've seen before, everything she says is pure awesome, and she'll make us proud. Vote vote vote!


American Idol 8 Episode 12 (Top 36 Group 1) Play By Play

Posted by thefunnystone on February 17th, 2009 at 4:52 PM

It's time to vote! Join us tonight in the Top 36 Group 1 Play By Play thread to watch Tatiana Del Toro amaze and astound us with her pure entertainment. You'll need the play by play to make it through the other 11 so you don't fall asleep. Make sure to get your dialing fingers ready, because Tatiana is going to need a massive amount of support to become one of the top vote getters to move on. Tell your friends, family, neighbors, pets, zombies, and everyone else to vote for her!


The Tatiana Haters Are Funnier than the Mail Bag

Posted by thefunnystone on February 13th, 2009 at 9:32 PM

Idiots who hate Tatiana are actually really funny, because they cannot see how awesome she is. This seems to make them incomprehensibly stupid. We're finding gems all over the internet. This time, the Tatiana hate under her top 36 picture on AmericanIdol.com is featured. Click read more to see them all, enjoy, and make sure to support Tatiana!

"yeah!!!!!!!!!! I also hate tatiana so much!!!!!!!!!!!! she's so annoing!!!!!!!! hate every performance that she did in hollywood week!!!!!!!! you suck tatiana!!!!!!!!! i hope you get eliminated on the first battle of top 36!!!!!!!!!!! blehhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :P" -Brokenme14@gmail .com

"If this girl gets past top 36 I will shoot myself...ok maybe I won't shoot myself but I will definitely do something really really bad!" -i_am_the_next_american_idol

"Why the Bloody Hell is she even on here? She couldn't carry a tune to save her own life, and Can you say DRAMA QUEEN???????? OOOOOOOOOOOOOmigod!!!! And is there such a thing a a laugh transplant? She really frickin needs one, and her blood cruddling sqeals & Acting like she's on Drgs all the time bugs me! Go Home, Tatiyana...Go Home where the little green men live! Your spaceship has landed! LOL!!!"  -im_a_ghost82


In Case You're on the Fence About Voting for Tatiana

Posted by thefunnystone on February 13th, 2009 at 5:29 PM

In case you haven't been swayed that Tatiana is the best contestant this season, watch this. In her Americanidol.com interview, Tatiana tells us that she has survived 8 hurricanes and can make energy out of nothing. Nothing! This woman is clearly amazing. All of you non-believers will rue the day you crossed Tatiana. We love you, girl!