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Ever Wonder Why the Idols Have to Do Those Awful Group Routines?
Posted by thefunnystone on May 5, 2008 - 3:24pm
Look no further than American Idol executive producer Nigel Lythgoe's hey day as one of the Young Generation dancers. Nigel looks as creepy as ever, even when he was younger. Thanks to Paola for showing us the inspiration for why Idol sucks so bad nowadays (Nigel is the one in the black. You can see him better around 40 seconds in).
P.S. Here's a second video if you can stomach it.
This video of Jason has been going around the internet for a while, and now that he's an official VFTW pick, we can totally embrace it. Jason is just having a blast, playing his guitar and messing up while feeling pretty good. At around 1:00 in, he talks about being sauced. Did you just have a pasta dinner, Jason? Well we urge you to bring this to your performances this week and just give us an entertaining show. You know you want to! Can some of his fans ship him some extra strong "oregano" for his sauce this week? Thanks much.
Paula Abdul Proves that The Show is Rigged Behind the Scenes
Posted by thefunnystone on April 29, 2008 - 9:33pm
Watch Paula read the lines she was fed by producers to say to Jason after his second performance. She says these after his first performance. The audience laughs at her since she's commenting on a performance that hasn't happened yet, and Simon and Randy look mortified that she messed up so bad. VFTW Victory! Even her "save" was pathetic. She then said the comment was meant for David Cook. Except the comment was "you're not fighting hard enough" and her comment for Cook was "fantastic." You go, Paula. Mess up more and expose the show!
Sounding great, guys! Good luck with the upcoming albums.
If you're happy that Carly's gone, you'll like this.
If you're sad that Carly's gone... well you must be Carly, because no one else is upset.
Does Kristy Lee regret posing in front of a confederate flag? Has her horse been made into glue yet? And whatever happened to the Kristy's Seat name tag? Kristy answers none of these questions, but still, enjoy her TV Guide interview here. We miss ya, Kristy!
The Soup = Love.
See if you can make it through the whole video. If you do... you are a far bigger masochist than I. Scary and sad at the same time.