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Vote For Mark Day At 1-866-943-6501 For Full 2 Hours
Bring Back Dancing Mark Day NOW!
CTV has done everything possible the past two weeks to dance-proof its show (and sabotage VFTW pick Mark Day) so just in case anyone has forgotten why VFTW and the rest of the World fell in love with Mark in the first place, here's an awesome video VFTW's purpledarklighter made with all of Mark's awesome Chubby Newfie Grapeness, shaking Cod Cheeks and, of course, his incredible dancing!
CTV's been holding Mark back the past two weeks but it's all going to backfire on them in one giant cod explosion Monday night. Check VFTW for updates after the show and vote for Mark for the full two hours, as the rest of Canada will be on holliday and passed out drunk on their lawns and it'll be all up to us!
Pig Vagina's Out, Mark is in the Top 7!
Mark Day is in the top 7! He was in the bottom 3 this week, but luckily, Canada made the right choice and saved him. Sadly, we did lose the younger Pig Vagina, an oustanding VFTW backup for his unintentionally hilarious performances. But hey, if it's to save Mark, we're all for it. Bye bye, Piggy. We'll see Mark next week in the top 7. He MUST make Anne Murray week!
Vote For Mark Day 1-866-943-6503
God, that episode was boring. So we must help Mark Day survive or the show will implode. Vote 1-866-943-6503 as much as possible tonight. And thanks for the shoutout, Zack. But we still find Amberly boring. Convince her to sing something funky and peppy and maybe we'll talk. We don't hate her, we just want her to stop putting us to sleep every week. Seriously.
Mark Day Safe And Into The Top Eight - Cod Cheeks Victory!
Mark Day is safe once again and in The Top 8! He has yet to be in the Bottom 3, thanks to VFTW, Newfondland and Chubarama. And Canada's hatred of French people shines through once again as the very decent Katherine St. Laurent is going home over far more disgusting turds like Sebastian Pigott and Mitch MacDonald. We also saw the return of All Time Longest VFTW Pick Jaydee Bixby, who's owning Brina Melo's ass on the charts and is proving that it doesn't matter if you sing only two notes if you've got a million dollar face, dance like there's no tomorrow and VFTW's got your back. But the best moment may have been the heavily pimped and judges' princess Amberly Thiessen being in the Bottom 3 as her fans can't stay awake long enough during one of her comatose performances to vote for her.
Stay tuned for next week when Mark and our Idols will be mentored by Mr. Gwen Sefani himself Gavin Rossdale as the theme will be Acoustic Week. And if Gavin tells Mark to just keep on shakin' his cod cheeks, that'll be far more valuable advice than his completely useless wife gave the entire cast of AI6 combined.
Vote For Mark Day At 1-866-943-6509 For The Full 2 Hours!
We wondered how votefortheworst pick Mark Day could say he loves us after last week's dancetastic performance...how about by singing Dance With My Father, the Waterloo of one of VFTW's all-time favorite fatties, Scott Savol. While Mark didn't break out his fantastic dancing tonight, the hatred of the tards, show and most of Canada are already fully in place so VFTW is going to have to vote harder than ever to keep Mark around. Vote for the full 2 hours at 1-866-943-6509.
Quebec Isn't Likin' Mark Day
Smarterthanpickler found this article in a Quebec newspaper. Quebec, as a province, does not seem to care about Canadian Idol at all. But now that Mark is sticking around, they had to mention it. Don't let it get you down though, Mark. We love you! The article says:
It's getting more and more ridiculous...Last week, during show dedicated to the music of David Bowie, the young man originally from Newfoundland performed a song that wasn't even written by the legendary British rocker! Mark Day, 20, egosille (destroyed?) Dancing In The Streets, a song Bowie remade with Mick Jagger in the 80s. Extremely awkward, wrong notes...the poor guy, in only four minutes, undermined the credibility of the show. And what could be worse than all this? The public voted for him to remain on the show another week!
Deb Loves Zack
For those of you who don't venture to the message board, this week Frogtard made a sign when she attended a live taping of Canadian Idol and got judge Zack Werner to hold it. Our sexy admin Deb is in love with Zack, and now he knows it too. Zack's a cool guy. If any Idol judge were to "get" VFTW, it would be him. And his comments are always priceless. Good on you, Zack!
While we may be disappointed once again, it's not like the other 6 pieces of white toast on this show have any of the glorious VFTW potential of Mark so keep voting for him at 1-866-943-6501 for the full 2 hours. Newfoundland's on holiday and passed out drunk on their lawns so it's all up to VFTW.