Other Show Updates

Seriously, People. No One Cares About Susan Boyle

Posted by thefunnystone on April 24th, 2009 at 8:40 PM

A word to the wise. Please stop sending VFTW that fucking stupid YouTube clip of Susan Boyle on Britain's Got Talent. No one cares. After receiving this movie in our e-mail about 10 times a day, something had to be said. Just because the woman is ugly, it doesn't mean that the clip is even remotely interesting. #1: The woman is not that good of a singer. She's a good singer. Nothing amazing. People just think she's amazing because she's butt ugly. #2- The British judges fall over themselves in a ploy to look like the whole thing wasn't staged and planned. It's bad acting. #3- We don't care if she's on Oprah or has a makeover or has been kissed or whatever. Again, the woman is a gimmick to sell a crappy TV show owned by Simon Cowell. #4- The "I'm so ugly yet I can sing" thing was done to death in season 2 of American Idol. If you want to buy music from an unattractive older woman who has a decent Broadway voice, go buy Clay Aiken's newest album.

Again, Susan Boyle is not interesting. She is just a plant on a stupid British television show. And she's getting more press than that Octomom. Why? Because she's hideous looking. If you want to see someone really scary, just go to the Idol tour and check out any random  Adam Lambert frau in the audience.


David Alan Grier is Pissed About Being Kicked Off Dancing With the Stars

Posted by thefunnystone on April 12th, 2009 at 3:16 PM

We never thought the DWTS producers would treat their cast as poorly as the Idol producers treat their cast, but David Alan Grier has some choice words for the show. Listen up, kiddies, reality TV ain't real. Via Rickey.org.


Vote for VFTW in the Sweet 16 of the Shoeboxed E-Tournament

Posted by thefunnystone on April 1st, 2009 at 3:18 PM

Shoeboxed.com is having a March Mayhem e-Tournament where different websites compete for web supremacy. We easily made it from 64 to 32. Now we're in the sweet 16 where it might start to get harder. It's time to make sure VFTW gets more votes than Problogger, whatever that is. Voting for Round 3 has started so head over there and vote for us (VFTW is the very last item on the right side of the bracket). We're not sure how long the voting will be up, since the site doesn't seem to stay consistent and actually close the polls on time, so vote as much as you can as soon as you can to discourage anyone from even trying to give Problogger a comeback. Then we can make it into the top 8. Help us out so we can win and make the other websites cry!


Vote For VFTW In The March Mayhem e-Tournament!

Posted by smarterthanpickler on March 30th, 2009 at 12:25 PM

Shoeboxed.com is having a March Mayhem e-Tournament where different websites compete for web supremacy. We whipped some site called Boing Boing or something last round, and now it's time to teach ArsTechnica, whatever the hell that is, how awesome and powerful we are. Voting for Round 2 has started so head over there and vote for us (VFTW is the very last item on the right side of the bracket). Then clear your cookies and give us more votes until we're winning. We have only one day so go now because if there's something Worsters know how to do, it's vote en masse to piss people off. So help us out so we can win and make the other websites cry!


Yay for Steve Wozniak!

Posted by thefunnystone on March 24th, 2009 at 8:36 PM

While we don't have an official campaign to vote for him, we do encourage you to vote for Steve Wozniak if you're watching Dancing with the Stars. Many of our message board members have been doing so, and Steve has survived again this week even though he's making a total mockery of the competition! Sweetness. The judges gave him a 4, 3, and 3 to try to get rid of him, but it didn't work. Suck it, judges. We know they'll just give him a 2 next week to put the final nail in his coffin, but try to support Steve if you watch that God awful show. The Worsters who watch will keep on votin'!


Vote for VFTW in the March Mayhem e-Tournament!

Posted by thefunnystone on March 24th, 2009 at 6:17 PM

Shoeboxed is having a March Mayhem e-Tournament where different websites compete for web supremacy. VFTW naturally made it on the list because we are awesome, and currently we're battling Boing Boing (what the hell is that?) to stay in the competition. So head over there and give us some votes (VFTW is the very last item on the right side of the bracket). Then clear your cookies and give us more votes until we're winning. You can vote until the end of the day on 3/27. If there's something Worsters know how to do, it's vote en masse to piss people off. So help us out so we can win and make the other websites cry. Since Idol's not on tonight, here's a way to vote if you're bored. VFTW Victory!


Ex-Idol Producer Promotes His "Superstars of Crap"

Posted by thefunnystone on January 9th, 2009 at 6:57 PM

Nigel Lythgoe attempts to be funny on Chelesa Lately. He fails. Miserably. By the way, do not watch Superstars of Dance. It's awful. There's crap like this, and the judges praise it anyway. Kind of like American Idol. Trust us, you'll thank us later.


VFTW Presents The 10 Worst Songs of 2008

Posted by thefunnystone on December 10th, 2008 at 8:43 PM

VFTW Presents the 10 worst songs of 2008. Whether they're awful or so bad they're good, we know bad music, and this stuff stinks! Read on to see what we picked as the cream of the crap.

10. The Jonas Brothers – When You Look Me in the Eyes