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Cloris and Corky are SAFE into the top 10! VFTW VICTORY!
Clorky Does the Paso Doble
Cloris Leachman and Corky Ballas do the Paso Doble from the 9/29 show. And of course, they outshine everyone else on the show. Will they be safe tonight? Only if you voted enough, bitches!
Clorky Needs More Votes - Paso Doble-riffic! (1-800-868-3408)
It's just not fair. Cloris and Corky try even harder this week on Dancing With the Stars and those hack judges give them their lowest scores yet! With only a 15 out of 30, Clorky needs our help more than ever. They dance an awesome Paso Doble, and then Cloris's trademark wit comes out when dealing with nincompoop host Whatever Her Name Is. But as Cloris said, she's not going home this week, because if America votes her off, she's still coming back. You tell 'em, sister. But we won't let it happen. Not to our friends, Corky and Cloris.
So vote your hearts out! You only get 11 votes via phone (1-800-868-3408) and via online, but you can register for multiple accounts. So let's have everyone give it the old VFTW Chicago try... register as many names as you can online and vote at least 100 times. That'll show 'em! Cloris and Corky can't leave. We'll cry. And then set the judges' houses on fire. Don't want your houses on fire, judges? You might want to think about better scores next week. That's right, we're not above blackmail and arson. Nothing is too good for our Clorky.
Cloris Leachman and Corky Ballas VFTW Shoutout!
Cloris and Corky give us a shoutout for helping vote for them on Dancing With the Stars. How awesome is that? This means we must vote 100 times harder next week. Tell your friends. Teach your dog to vote. This is crucial, people. Clorky needs our help and we have to help them win! We love their sense of humor, you can't get any better.
Cloris Leachman Victory!
Even after the judges attempted to screw her with low scores, Dancing with the Stars superhero Cloris Leachman is still on the show. Ted McGinley went home, which was awesome, because it leaves no-talent Kim Kardashian in the running. Kim is cannon fodder and will hopefully go home before Cloris. So the longer Kim stays, the longer Cloris probably will too. Go, Cloris! We love you. Unfortunately, everyone else on the show is boring as shit, and we will stop watching if Cloris leaves. So judges, please give Cloris better scores next week. We'll give you nice shiny $10 bills.
Clors Leachman on Dancing with the Stars 9/23
More TV gold. She must stick around. If you haven't voted for her yet, you better tune in and vote next week if she sticks around. It's a tough call whether she'll make it this week after such a low score!
"I understand that I'm older than the mambo. That was a strike to the heart."
Cloris Leachman is the best human being on the planet and she is making a terrible show like Dancing with the Stars watchable. First, she laughs that she's older than the mambo (she really is). Then she does a hilarious mambo where she grabs her partner's crotch and they spank each other. She proceeds to bribes the judges with $10 to get perfect 10's. Then she mouths off even more. She threatens to punch the judges if they give her low scores. And she calls one judge a bitch and says "fuck you" to another one when they actually do give her low scores. Finally, she threatens to quit and in the same breath says she won't be voted off and won't allow it. Cloris, my darling, marry me.
To vote for Cloris, dial 1-800-868-3408 and then vote online here (voting is open all night online). We will stop watching this piece of shit show when she's gone, so help her stick around so that we can all be entertained all autumn long!
Cloris Leachman: Shit, She's a Worster! Vote for her on Dancing with the Stars!
If you missed Cloris Leachman on Dancing With the Stars tonight, watch her here. You won't be disappointed. She embodies what VFTW is all about: caring very little about the task at hand, making jokes, entertaining us, creating antics with the judges, and then swearing at the judges on live TV when her score is low. Cloris, we LOVE you. This woman is amazing. If you haven't done so yet, go here and register to vote for her the full 14 times tonight. She needs our help and we can't let down a gift from VFTW heaven like Cloris.
Clorky is safe. Our votes helped keep them safe on Dancing With the Stars and that's a gigantic VFTW victory! Woo hoo. Everyone do the safety dance!