Vote for the Whatevia Awards 2009 to Decide the Winners!

The nominees have been announced for the 2009 Whatevia Awards to celebrate the best (and worst) of the year in VFTW. Leading the pack with 4 show award nominations are Megan Joy and Danny Gokey, followed by Tatiana Del Toro with 3 impressive nominations. It's going to be one close race! Nominated for the most Site Awards is that idiot apreilla12 with 4 nominations all to her delusional self.

It's time for you to vote for the Whatevia Awards 2009 winners in all 16 categories. So click here to vote for the 8 Show Awards and 8 Site Awards. You have until Saturday, July 25th at 11:59 PM central time to vote. Winners will be announced on the July 29th VFTW Radio show. For a full list of this year's lucky nominees, click Read More.

 

1. Favorite Female VFTW Performance
Tatiana Del Toro - Saving All My Love For You (Wildcard)
Megan Joy - Rockin' Robin
Megan Joy - Turn Your Lights Down Low (Reprise)
Jackie Tohn - A Little Less Conversation
Stevie Wright - You Belong With Me

2. Favorite Male VFTW Performance
Danny Gokey - Dream On
Adam Lambert - Ring of Fire
Scott MacIntyre - The Search is Over
Nick Mitchell as Normund Gentle - And I Am Telling You
Alex Wagner-Trugman - I Guess That's Why They Call It The Blues

3. Favorite VFTW Group Performance
AI8 Finale - So What
AI8 Semifinalist Group 3 - Hot N Cold
AI8 Top 7 - Disco Medley
AI8 Top 8 - Can't Get You Out of My Head
Katrina Darrell and Kara DioGuardi - Vision of Love (finale)

4. Favorite VFTW Contestant Male
Danny Gokey
Scott MacIntyre
Nathaniel Marshall
Nick Mitchell
Alex Wagner-Trugman

5. Favorite VFTW Contestant Female
Katrina Darrell
Tatiana Del Toro
Allison Iraheta
Megan Joy
Jackie Tohn

6. Worst Post AI Song
David Archuleta - Touch My Hand
Danny Noriega featuring Diamonique - 24/7
Chris Richardson - Can't Believe It Remix
Carly Smithson - Let Me Fall
Jordin Sparks - Battlefield

7. Biggest Douche
Kara DioGuardi
Danny Gokey
Adam Lambert
Constantine Maroulis
Michael Sarver

8. VFTW Moment of the Year
Danny Gokey screams at the end of his "Dream On" performance
Joanna Pacitti is disqualified from the top 36
Kris Allen wins American Idol 8 over favorite Adam Lambert
Megan Joy caws during her elimination
Tatiana Del Toro takes Hollywood week hostage with her awesome antics

9. Favorite Message Board Thread
AI8 Photochop Thread
Idlteard and Frau Point and Laugh Thread
Laugh at the Mass Exodus of Tards and Fairweather Worsters
The Scary Fan Board Point-And-Laugh Thread
Things Smaller Than Lil Rounds' Ass

10. Best Radio Show Moment
Aperilla calls in and keeps calling back
The hosts laugh when Kris Allen wins AI8
Mark Day interview
o_o calls in as David and Jeff Archuleta after Jeff is busted for prostitution
Zack Werner interview

11. Favorite Photochop
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12. Favorite Video
Allison Iraheta, You are Awesome
Amanda Overmyer's Message to Deb
Aperilla says Adam Lambert is NOT Gay
Danny Gokey Forgets the Words to Billie Jean
There are No Standards

13. Favorite Troll Post

abwilbur: What y'all are doing is flat out WRONG!!! The
reason for the competition is to get talented singers noticed and you
people are ruining the competition. Do you even realize how idiotic
this site is? OH...that's right...you want to be different! Well, you
are ALL a group of half-witted imbociles. All you are doing is making
America look like we wouldn't know talent if it bit us in the butt. WE
get to choose who WE, as a country, think is the best! And you
simpletons just vote for the most awful contestants. You know what is
worst than the fact that you are ruining the competition? You are
crushing peoples dreams and spirits! Y'all are malevent, sinister, and
vicious animals and I wouldn't piss on any of you if you were on
FIRE!!! Thank you and have a GREAT day!

aperilla12: I have a baby. But you're right, never been fucked.

David Gee: Professor Chan, your reviews are so much
better than Dave's. While Dave is just mean strictly for the sake of it
(read his stupid review from last night's show - you can't even tell if
he's actually sincere), at least you give credit where it's due while
at the same time still cracking us up with your observations on those
who do deserve our wrath. Man, that was the worst episode singing-wise that I've ever seen.
Just one trainwreck after another. After almost every performance they
should have played that clip of Peyton Manning on that one SNL skit
saying to the kid, "Are you TRYING to lose?"

Pinkpride: Oh god...VFTW seriously makes me want to puke
my kidneys out. You're all just a bunch of fugly, uneducated, vulgar,
disgusting, [deleted] redneck fucks who have nothing better to do in
your pathetic little lives but put down others. As I read each
hilariously moronic comment I could picture each and every one of you
assholes sitting at your computers, fat and lonely, as you glare at
Danny's handsome face on your screen and jerk off because you wish that
you're half as talented as he is. Can someone *please* explain to me how this man is ugly? Not only
does he look like Robert Downey Jr.--who's sexy as hell--but he's
totally adorable and has the cutest little smile I've ever seen. It's
so obvious that the only reason why you creeps insult his weight and
looks is because you're terribly insecure about your own appearances. I
suggest that you join Jenny Craig or do something better with your time
instead of bashing successful people. Wake up and smell the roses, you inbreed, trailer-trash hicks! Danny
is loved by America! He has the voice of an angel, he's sexy (as
already mentioned), charming, and has the light of God in his eyes.
Okay, so because his wife died and he mentioned her death once or twice
on the entire show means that he's pimping her for votes, right? I
would laugh if you bunch weren't so pathetic. I'm glad that Danny is
now in the top 4 along with Adam and Allison--my two favourite
contestants. He will be Idol, the most loved man in America, and his
album will beat out Hicks! I'll be the one dancing and kicking you all
in your hideous rat-ass ugly faces when my cutie pie becomes the next
Carrie Underwood :) Ugh, after spending so much time on this site I feel as if my brain cells have died. The Gokey fans will prevail and all you hateful fags can kiss my ass!
Jealousy crawls in your veins like a carpet of worms; I can almost hear
them writhing. Flame me, bash me, do whatever you want, because either
way Danny Gokey is a trillion times better-looking, talented, and loved
than every scumbag put together on this dumbass site.
Have fun insulting this beautiful talent, losers!

vdawf: The Only reason I'm on this site to begin with
is because I was randomly searching updates on the osmonds 2nd
generation. to my surprise and likening, i found out david and
supposedly doug had auditioned for AI by seeing this very site in the
list of searches. So when i clicked on it, i was so astounded by all
the hatred and negativity towards the osmonds that i couldn't just keep
my mouth shut. what is the matter with some of you people? you judge me
the same way you are judging them just because i am a fan. I don't even
read the bible and yet you call me a bible thumper. you assume i'm fat
just because i stick up for someone who is a little overweight. i'm
being called name after name and cursed upon no matter what i say, good
or bad. actually i don't think some of you even read much less
understand what i say but then again i know you all are going to just
analyze every single word i'm writing and take it all out of context
for "humor" purposes. well i'm not laughing and neither will the
osmonds if/when they read this trash. seriously how do some of you
sleep at night and by sleep, i don't mean passing out from an alcohol
binge.

14. Favorite Piece of Hatemail

OMG y'all are some pricks up in here! i take it as a
personal offense that you are responsible for Michael Sarver getting
kicked off of the show. He's from the same area as me, and u guys are
wrong for using your powers to destroy his dreams and letting some no
talent ho like Megan Joy's bitch ass stay on. Y'all oughta be ashamed
of yourselves!!! Here's a little history lesson for y'all. Michael
Sarver is from Jasper, Texas, which is near my hometown of Beaumont. A
few years ago, we got hit by a little Hurricane by the name of Rita,
and it damn near wiped us out completely. A lot of people around her
are still hurting bad from that, and one of the few joys that we were
able to celebrate every freakin' week was to watch a hometown boy try
and make it big on American Idol. But NOOOOOO!!! Vote for the Worst has
to fuck it all up just because u are all gay ASSHOLES that don't want
to see a real talented singer like Michael have a chance at a better
life. Y'all probably think that we're all just racist, inbred, rednecks
around here, but we're real people just like y'all, and Michael is one
of the most talented folks to come out of this area EVER! I personally
woulda rather seen another hurricane than have to see u jerks hurt one
of our own like that. Y'all should try getting rid of somebody like
Lil, or Anoop, or that ladyboy Adam, they are the ones who have no
morals and that real Americans can't identify with. SO fuck you, you
sons of bitches! I hope ahurricane comes and hits your ass, then you'll
know what hurt is!!! TEXAS FOREVER!!!!
-Carla

You ARE A BUNCH OF JEALOUS ASSHOLES. LOOK FUCKERS, DAVID
ARCHULETAS ALBUM IS DOING GOOD YOU DIPSHITS. ITS #11, WHICH IS STILL
VERY GOOD. HE IS DOING A LOT BETETR THAN YOU FUCKERS WHO SIT AT HOME ON
YOUR FAT ASSES AND DO A WEB SITE HATING ON SUCCESSFUL PEOPLE. YOU
JEALOUS FUCKING LOSERS, GO SUCK YOUR MOMS DICK YOU FUCKING IDIOTS.
ARCHULETA IS DOING JUST FINE, HOWEVER ALL YOUR FUCKTARDS LIKE PHIL
STACEY AND KRISTY LEE COOK CANT EVEN GET A SINGLE IN TOP 10, AND THAT
DIPSHIT PHIL STACEY IS DROPPED. YOU FUCKERS SUCK HAHA LOSERS. GO BLOW
YOUR MOM NOW BITCHES. I'D LOVE TO SEE YOU STUPID FUCKS BE #11 ON
BILLBOARD, OH YEAH BUT YOU CANT BECAUSE YOUR UNTALENTED ASSHOLES WHO
MAKE A SITE HATING ON SUCCESSFUL PEOPLE. FUCKING LOSER BITCHES GO BACK
TO YOUR DOUBLEWIDE
-Frederick

Hey guys. I am 13 years old which is way older than you
all are I'm sure because you're all so immature! As you can already
tell, I am a very good insulter so I suggest leaving now before you get
hurt and ashamed by my words. I can't help it if you don't take this
warning seriously. So scadaddle while you can. I take extra course
history and other classes and always get straight As, when I bet you
guys haven't even gotten higher than a D ever! Last warning if you
don't like being insulted. You guys are soooo creative! Calling
Archuleta "Gaspy" was so clever! Gaspy sounds good, considering it has
no resemblence to Archuleta whatsoever. You guys need some new,
CREATIVE nicknames for the idols this season. That is called sarcasm in
case you guys are incapable of comprehending. Since you called
Archuleta a name, I figure it's appropriate under these specific
circumstances to call you guys a name. Therefore, by the power of
myself and my well-run club against this site and you guys, we now
sentence you to the name of "F*ckboobs". That's right, we will spread
the word and pretty soon, everybody will be saying F*ckboobs instead of
Vote for the Worst! Aren't you happy? I am! And since it is under the
First Amendment which states we all have freedom of speech, nothing is
stopping me from continuing my f*ckboob wrath on you f*ckboobs. The
world will be so f*ckboobed with your f*ckboobedness that even Ryan
Seacrest will be bleeped out when discussing you f*ckboobs! So even
though this letter may be a few months late from Season 7, I feet it's
better late than never. So enjoy being called f*ckboobs forever and
ever. You should change your name now to f*ckboobs because you all
f*ckboob yourself f*ckboobedly to your own f*ckboobed f*ckboobs.
F*CKBOOBS.
-Haleigh

You all need to shut down this website immediately. It's
completely unfair how you purposely and blatantly try to sabotage
"American Idol" voting by trying to convince people to eliminate the
more deserving contestants. It's completely disrespectful to not only
the contestants, but also to the fans and "Idol" producers. More people
are signing this new petition every single day.
http://www.thepetitionsite.com/1/shut-down-votefortheworstcom
Shut this site down NOW!
-Kenny

Deb,
What kind of credentials do YOU self-righteous, chronically bored
losers have that afford you this supposed upper hand in judgment that
you THINK you have??? Posting useless drivel on a hate site, ridiculing
and denigrating people whose shoes you couldn't even shine? LMAO and
I'm the "tard"?
Carrie continues to rack up prestigious awards and unprecedented
critical acclaim while you and all of your little VFTW buddies sit in
front of a computer screen 24/7, trying to punch holes in everything
she does.
and LOL @ you banning me. why? because I served as a sort of link
between the REAL WORLD and the alternate universe that a bunch of faux
high-brow, elitist, jealousy-ridden, low-life idiots have constructed
for themselves? Ahh, that makes sense.
Take care, you raging stupid sweetheart. Get a life while you're at it!
I'm sure you're some overweight, bed-bound, sexually-repressed, strap
on-wielding dyke who's still living off her parents' money. You're a
waste of sperm and egg...ALL of you on this site collectively could
serve as the poster-child of abortion.
-Moonstruck

15. Favorite Avatar
Cinemaniac:
Lint Licker:
RaptorJesus69:
Smartie:
Unravel:

 

 

 

 

16. Favorite Main Page VFTW Post
Adam Lambert Likes to Take Pictures of Himself Making Out With Some Dude
Fantard of the Week: Adam Lambert is NOT GAY!!!! (Aperilla12)
Full List of the American Idol 8 Top 36 (spoiled a month early)
Jeff Archuleta Arrested for Soliciting a Prostitute
Joanna Pacitti Out / Felicia Barton In

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