Which of the Whiny Judges Will Quit or Be Fired First?

Posted by thefunnystone on April 24th, 2009 at 5:13 PM
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Paula, Kara, and Simon have all been telling the press that they either want to leave the show or there have been rumors that they will quit or be fired. Paula is making a big deal out of her contract negotiations, Simon doesn't want to judge 3 shows anymore, and Kara is just plain ineffective, unintelligent, boring, and a complete failure that will probably be fired. With all of their contracts up soon, who's going to quit or be fired first? What do you think? And why are we stuck with Randy, the most useless judge of all?

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i_Rule_Live_With_It
Posted: April 24, 2009 - 5:33pm
Joined: 12 Mar 2009

PLEASE LET KARA GO!!!!!!!
She is SOOOOOOOOO annoying.
And she thinks she knows everything, yet she cannot seem to get anything right.

Cyndi
Posted: April 24, 2009 - 5:33pm
Joined: 09 Apr 2009

Just remember Paula saying she will leave when Simon does and Simon saying Paula will be here as long as he is.....

I voted Kara. The show would be dead in the water if Simon left and Randy is there for ever.

FailTrain
Posted: April 24, 2009 - 5:34pm
Joined: 19 Apr 2009

Kara should go. Everyone thinks she's terrible, she's losing fans (what fans...), she's useless, and no one pays any attention to her.
Also, the forth judge makes Fringe late.

Simon won't go. They need him to give people someone to be mad at for being truthful. He just can't leave the show, or the show will die. He could, however, be replaced. Someone else could be truthful and no one would notice.

Paula won't go, either. Although she could be replaced with someone else, its not the same. People won't have anyone to love. Contestants won't have anyone to look forward to. Tards won't have anyone to brag about their favorite being slobbered on.

In conclusion, I think there won't be a Kara next season, if there is a Season 9.

pcrowl
Posted: April 24, 2009 - 5:38pm
Joined: 18 Apr 2007

Why can't Randy leave? He gives the worst critiques out of the three... I guess that might make Idol look like it was trying to do more ethnic cleansing, but seriously, one word: dead weight (that was from Kara's dictionary, haha).

katmag
Posted: April 24, 2009 - 5:52pm
Joined: 15 Apr 2009

hopefully kara. she says the same things every week, and it takes her forever to say it.

i actually really don't want simon or paula to go. simon's asshole remarks and paula's drunk ones are entertaining.

hookhoax
Posted: April 24, 2009 - 5:52pm
Joined: 17 Feb 2009

Simon and Pauler are just using classic negotiating tactics to up their next contract. By saying they might "want to leave" they're simply trying to make TPTB realize their worth and throw ridiculous amounts of money at them to make them stay.

Kara, on the other hand, should be shot at close range.
Repeatedly.
She's a goner.

Mulishass
Posted: April 24, 2009 - 5:54pm
Joined: 27 Mar 2008

Kara does try to give constructive criticism, but she takes herself and the show too fucking seriously. She's boring except when she gets all crazy-eyed and lusty at which point she becomes just plain pitiful.

Randy is equally as boring . I watched about 5 minutes of Rewind today and some contestant I'm not familiar with named Mikalah Gordon was auditioning and guess what? She was only 16, Dawg! Really! I mean seriously, seriously, she was only 16 and could SANG like dat! -- does he know how to say anything else? I really want to know because I didn't start watching until Season 5 (you know, when Paris was "only 16!")

Anyway, I think Kara will go. No way will they let Paula go and Simon is too much of a fame whore to quit. The reason they gave Kara a short contract was to see how it works. It doesn't.

SlashDash
Posted: April 24, 2009 - 6:49pm
Joined: 19 Feb 2009

Isn't the fact that 3 judges are talking on the matter mean that Randy is the one to go?

He is useless and pointless and doesn't generate any *buzz* for the show.

Simon isn't going anywhere. He is the #1 reason why people watch this show.

Paula isn't going anywhere either since it's her "fights" with Simon that are a major part of that.

They tried in the beginning of the season to fued Simon with Kara and suddenly it dropped completely.

So if someone is going... I'd say most likely Randy. I hardly think America would care if there isn't a "black" judge in the bunch.

If not, than Kara.

SAQUISHA-MISHA
Posted: April 24, 2009 - 7:21pm
Joined: 10 Mar 2009

SIMON COWELL HAS TO STAY! HE IS AMERICAN IDOL WITH ALL OF HIS RUDENESS!! It just wouldn't be the same without him!!

clint_taurus
Posted: April 24, 2009 - 7:47pm
Joined: 10 Mar 2009

I'll give Kara credit...
it takes real skill to be more useless than legally-intoxicated Pauler and legally-retarded Randy...but she achieves that with flying colors!
Its the rare TV commentator (of any genre) that makes me scream at the TV to STFU!!! (the last was Melissa Stark on MNF, Kara's annoying soul sister)

I've got six words for Kara:
she really needs to stop talking

(oh crap, that really WAS 6 words! I suck at this...)